Dyson’s Mystery Machine, Vacuum or Vortex of Doom?

By Ann Hunter on October 12, 2009

The email came in with the headline: We did away with bags. Now we’ve got rid of _____ in _____.

The message came from Dyson, maker of the bagless vacuum with extraordinary design elements.

The message goes on to explain how they changed the game in 1993 with their Dyson vacuum and now they’ve turned their sights to another “familiar device” and “made it work better by removing something you might have thought was essential.

The message is followed by a video of folks, one-by-one gasping at the unveiling of a mystery machine.

What is it?

By the headline in the email, we at ConCrave have a few thoughts on how to fill in the blanks of “Now we’ve got rid of _____ in _____."

• Monkeys in Trees? Nope, not practical.
• Whininess in Toddlers? Good luck.
• Stupidity in distant relatives? Please?
• Bad plots in movies? Not possible.
• Screens in televisions? Maybe?
• Cords in appliances? Hmmm . . .

We clearly have no idea what the mystery machine maybe even after clueless watching their video over, and over again.

The release will supposedly come within days, but in the meantime feel free to fill in the blanks on your own.